In XXI Century, Pirates don't make you walk on their plank. They crush you and "burn" you with the CD-ROM they use to pirate software:
Pirate Black Beard:- Now you will learn to not legalize our software! Aaaarrrr!!
Nikolai:- You don't need to pirate that software, it is free! You just need to enter a free registration code...
Mini Jack Sparrow:- We are pirates, we pirate even free software!
Nikolai:- oh gosh... please don't tell me you pirate Ubuntu too.
Rigth, The Pirate Dinosaur I have since 1996:- Of course, idiot, we even pirate the GPL and the GLPL licences themselves!!
Nikolai:- oh gosh....
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<<- Join the league now, arrrrh!!